Believe it or not – Editorial Notebook

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Published: September 5, 2002

A bit of a potpourri this week on collected items concerning food.

From the “Nothing beats the real thing” file is an item about Quorn, a

meat substitute made from fungus. The low-fat, protein-rich substance

is said to have the texture of meat.

It was invented and manufactured in northern England – the village of

Quorn, to be exact – and it crossed the pond earlier this year to end

up as a meat wannabe in lasagna and other dishes.

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Manufacturers of Quorn say its chief ingredient is an unassuming member

of the mushroom family. More specifically, it is made from Fusarium

venenatum, a fungus that farmers will recognize as having the same

genus as the pesky wheat disease that has cost billions in crop

destruction.

No great surprise, then, that many Americans have claimed to experience

vomiting, diarrhea and other ailments after eating Quorn. Consumer

advocates are now criticizing the American Food and Drug Administration

for approving the “food,” but it’s still available and reportedly

popular in Europe.

From the “what next” file is another item on meat, but this stuff is

grown in a laboratory. Scientists were searching for ways to provide

protein to explorers on lengthy space voyages without the complications

of raising and slaughtering fish or animals – an alternative to pigs in

space, as it were.

As reported by CNN, scientists sliced up muscle from large goldfish,

placed them in a vat of nutrient-rich liquid, and within a week the

chunks had grown 16 percent larger. Dressed up with a few spices, the

lab chunks look and smell like fish, but so far no one has been

persuaded to eat it and render an opinion.

From the “shocker in the grocery store” file is an item from Parkay,

the butter-flavoured spread made by ConAgra.

In July, selected tubs of Parkay actually piped up and spoke to

shoppers.

“The label says Parkay, the flavour says butter,” they proclaimed.

No word on whether this caused consumer consternation, made possible

through motion sensors and a voice chip implanted in the tubs.

You want to know what really tastes like butter? Butter.

One final item from the world of computer technology: chicken feathers

might soon replace silicon in microchips.

As reported in the Washington Post, the air-pocket properties of

chicken feathers could help chips transmit information even faster than

those made from space-age materials.

About the author

Barb Glen

Barb Glen

Barb Glen is the livestock editor for The Western Producer and also manages the newsroom. She grew up in southern Alberta on a mixed-operation farm where her family raised cattle and produced grain.

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