- Why was Santa’s little helper depressed? He had very low elf esteem.
- What do you call a broke Santa Claus? Saint-nickel-less.
- What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus.
- Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much? Because every single buck is dear to him!
- What do you get when youcross a duck with Santa? A Christmas quacker.
- How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing. It was on the house!
- How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
- What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish.
- What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph.
- How is Christmas exactly like your job? You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
- What’s every elf’s favourite type of music? Wrap.
- What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
- What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite.
- What did Adam say to his wife on Christmas? It’s finally Christmas, Eve!
- What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has No-el.
- How do you know when Santa’s around? You can sense his presents.
- What do you call an elf that can sing and dance? Elfis.
- Where does Santa keep his investments? At the snow bank.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes or Ice Crispies.
- What do elves learn in school? The elfa-bet.
- What part of the body do you only see around Christmas? The mistletoe.
- Why does Santa always enter through the chimney? Because it soots him.
- How do sheep say Merry Christmas in Mexico? Fleece Navidad.
- What’s Santa’s favorite candy? Jolly ranchers.
- What do you call a frog hanging from the ceiling? Mistletoad.
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