Funny things in the law business – The Law

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Published: December 19, 2002

The printed word plays an important part in the practice of law. So

it’s not surprising there is a close relationship between lawyers and

books.

According to a Globe and Mail report, a Toronto law firm advertised on

its website “the number of lawyers at Goodmans who have written a best

seller: two. Number of lawyers who think they could be the next John

Grisham: 175.”

But if you can’t write the book, maybe you can just keep books from the

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law library. Late last year, the Law Society of Saskatchewan library,

which operates on an honour system, called for lawyers to return

library books they had taken out. An unnamed Prince Albert lawyer was

quoted in the Saskatoon Star-Phoenix as saying “I have about a dozen

books that I use regularly without checking them out.” He said he would

take advantage of the amnesty offered by the law society “because I

have to replace last year’s books and get the new ones.”

Courts are also important to lawyers. A variety of interesting things

came to court last year.

A Toronto woman sued her former lover, a bachelor, for deceit. His

offence? At the same time as he was seeing her, he was also seeing

another woman whom he eventually married. While the man’s conduct was

“reprehensible and disgraceful,” the judge rejected the claim, saying

the law has never punished “the untruths, half-truths and other

inducements which accompany seduction.”

In a Saskatoon courtroom, a former official with the Saskatchewan

Indian Gaming Authority, or SIGA, faced charges of defrauding his

employer. At sentencing his lawyer argued SIGA hadn’t suffered as much

as it would appear. Money the accused defrauded was spent at SIGA’s

gambling tables.

Police are also involved in bringing matters to court and sometimes use

interesting tactics. Burnaby, B.C., RCMP acted as squeegee window

washers, washing people’s windows at stoplights. Their goal – to catch

seat belt violations.

Meanwhile in Calgary, the police association set up a beer tent during

the Stampede. A Canadian Press report indicated “some women were

stumbling over hay bales” at the tent and another visitor said he

couldn’t count that high when asked how many beer he drank. Were

uniformed members of the association waiting outside to pick up the

drunks and haul them to court? The report didn’t say.

Don Purich is a former practising lawyer who is now involved in

publishing, teaching and writing about legal issues. His columns are

intended as general advice only. Individuals are encouraged to seek

other opinions and/or personal counsel when dealing with legal matters.

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